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Re: Your Light

Performed by: yet to be performed...it's been said a BSG member wrote it to be a ass.
Place/Gathering : Chimeron, found in the White Rowan Bandit hide-out
Date: Decmber 2nd, 2008
Original by/Sung to: The tune is Re: Your Brains, by Jonathan Coulton
Hello Rel, it’s Mab from the first age long ago
Good to see you lover, how’ve you been?
Thing have been OK for me except that I’m in Bedlam now
I really wish you’d let me in
I think I speak for all of you when I say I understand
Why adventurers don't wish to submit to my demand
But here’s an FYI: you’re all gonna die screaming

All we want to do is snuff your light
We’re not unreasonable, I mean, no one’s gonna eat your brains
All we want to do is snuff your light
We’re at an impasse here; promise that you won't feel pain:
If you just put down your wards
We’ll all come inside and snuff your light

I don’t want to nitpick, Rel, but is this really your plan?
To spend their whole life sealed inside...that's nice.
Maybe that’s OK for now but someday they’ll be out of food and blue
Who will make the sacrifice?
I know I haven't held you in my arms for quite a while
I kind of wish you hadn't dropped the ball on poor Argyll
But Rel, now don't you cry, 'cause you're all going to die quickly

All we want to do is snuff your light
We’re not unreasonable, I mean, no one’s gonna eat your brains
All we want to do is snuff your light
We’re at an impasse here; promise that you won't feel pain:
If you just put down your wards
We’ll all come inside and snuff your light

I’d like to help you Rel, in any way I can
I sure appreciate the way you’re working for me
I’m not a monster Rel, well, technically I am
I guess I am...

Got another siege, Rel, maybe we can wrap this up
I know we’ll get to common ground somehow
Meanwhile I will call off all the Bois who are beating down the Hedge
I guess we’ll table this for now
I’m glad to see you take constructive criticism well
Thank you for your time I know we’re all busy as Hell
And we’ll put this thing to bed
When I bash your head open

All we want to do is snuff your light
We’re not unreasonable, I mean, no one’s gonna eat your brains
All we want to do is snuff your light
We’re at an impasse here; promise that you won't feel pain:
If you just put down your wards
We’ll all come inside and snuff your light
Created by Janna Oakfellow-Pushee at 02-23-09 07:15 PM
Last Modified by Janna Oakfellow-Pushee at 03-01-11 06:53 PM