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The Anti-Elf Anthem

Performed by: Janna Oakfellow-Pushee
Place/Gathering : unknown
Date: unknown
Original by/Sung to: The Anti-Elf Anthem (WoW), by Oxhorn Productions
Of all the races in the Realms, I must saaaaaay
That my least favorite race is the elf

I'd rather have lunch with a Bedlam Boi
than to spend one moment with an elf
I'd rather go and watch the Darkwinds dance
than to toast to an elf's health
They're weird and bitch-y and all too whine-y
and of this you must be sure
That elves are the sickliest things around,
and sadly there's no cure.

Oh... oh... oh... oh! (4 part harmony)

Stay away from those crooked elves!
Neither men or women and they smell like hell
So if you would take my sound advice
keep a distance of at least eight feet!

I'd rather go fishing with Tabitha
than to go on a date with an elf
I'd rather go swimming up through Blood Falls
then boating with an ugly elf
Their voices are fem (even when they're really men!)
and their bodies are devoid of hair
And so I'm sure you can understand
why they give me such a scare!

Oh... oh... oh... oh! (4 part harmony)

Stay away from those crooked elves!
Neither men or women and they smell like hell
So if you would take my sound advice
keep a distance of at least eight feet!

Against my better judgement(ent, ent, ent)
I once went drinking with some elves
They stole my gold and mocked my garb
and made the tavern smell
of lavender and rain-kissed leaves;
such hated smells they be...
So I went and drowned them in the Lost Lake,
and bought the bar a round on me! (HA HA HA!)

Oh... oh... oh... oh! (4 part harmony)

Stay away from those crooked elves!
Neither men or women and they smell like hell
So if you would take my sound advice
keep a distance of at least eight feet!
Created by Janna Oakfellow-Pushee at 12-21-09 09:59 PM
Last Modified by Janna Oakfellow-Pushee at 12-19-11 07:09 PM