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The Effect of a Night Quest

Performed by: Sir Iawen Penn
Place/Gathering : Uncle Cecil's Crazy Tavern
Date: Dec 19th, 1009
Original by/Sung to: Only the Good Die Young, by Billy Joel
Come out, you Realmsies, don't hesitate
though the usual night quests start too late
I heard a funky rumor we're goin' through a gate
It sounds like it could be fun...

Well, they showed me a portal but told me to stay
Like hell; I'm bored! I'll go anyway
Aw, but they never told me the price that I'd pay
We quest 'til the last one's done.....
But that's what makes night quests fun!
Smokin' the drow
That's what makes night quessssts fun!
That's what makes night quests fun!

You might have heard Demons are a dangerous crowd
Shadows ain't pretty, Constructs ain't proud
Banshees might be wailing a bit too loud
Aw, and that's gonna hurt someone...

So come on, you Realmsies, show me a sign
Throw magic missiles, or cast your DI
This circle of rope you're hiding behind
only lasts 'til the rising sun...
But that's what makes night quests fun!
Whackin' UnDead
That's what makes night quessssts fun!
That's what makes night quests fun!

We gotta go get Tetch! Grab the party and get confirmation
Oooh, and a magic sword
We'll sack it to their lord
Don't you tell me they didn't give you quite enough information
They didn't count on me
Reading all of Tetch's History (God that's long)

They say Summerlands are for heroes; it's true
So long as a sweet song is about you
I'd rather sing to the living than try to fight Blue
Into the dark I'll run...

But that's what makes night quests fun!
Pickin' up swords!
That's what makes night quessssts fun!
That's what makes night quests fun!

In the morning you can tell me that we couldn't get ev'ry-one out
Aww you better cast your spells
Because tonight we're going back to Hell! (No, for reals)

Come out come out come out you Realmsies, don't make me wait,
What's the reason these damn things start so late?
Read the site time; commit it to the fates
We're fighting til' we see the sun...
'Cause that's what makes night quests fun!
I'm tellin' ya, newbie
'Cause that's what makes night questsssss fun
That's what makes night quests fun
Toss me the shiellllld
So that we don't dieeee young
Read from the ruuuuuuuunes
So we call this quest done!

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooo oooooooooo...
Created by Janna Oakfellow-Pushee at 12-21-09 09:05 PM
Last Modified by Janna Oakfellow-Pushee at 12-21-09 09:05 PM