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The Creathorne Privy's

Written by: Dameon Midnight, Killer Bard of Rathkeale
Date: unknown
The Creathorne Privy's
by Dameon Midnight, Killer Bard of Rathkeale
I have traveled far and wide, I have been to many lands;
Gotten blisters on my feet, and gotten blood apon my hands.
But of all the things I've seen, the worst as I will tell;
Is not a vision of a sight, but the vision of a smell.

I have seen a demon lord, I have faced a goblin horde;
And the Cursed Staff of Antioch cannot be ignored.
I have been to Mordors Door, And seen the business end of Blades sword;
But Id rather face them all than face the johns of Creathorne.

I tell this tale of terror, amidst my poem proses;
For warning of an enemy to all of those with noses.
And since I have been smelling from the day that I was born;
I've never smelled a smeller like the the johns of Creathorne.

I have seen a demon lord, I have faced a goblin horde;
And the Cursed Staff of Antioch cannot be ignored.
I have been to Mordors Door, And seen the business end of Blades sword;
But Id rather face them all than face the johns of Creathorne.

I have seen a demon lord, I have faced a goblin horde;
And the Cursed Staff of Antioch cannot be ignored.
I have been to Mordors Door, And seen the business end of Blades sword;
But Id rather face them all than face the johns of Creathorne.
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Created by Janna Oakfellow-Pushee at 02-28-10 05:43 PM
Last Modified by Janna Oakfellow-Pushee at 02-28-10 05:43 PM