My Realms
Performed by: Sir Owen Colteor McKrye
Place/Gathering : Champion's Bardic for Team Faelinn, Queen of Hearts Date: 2005 Original by/Sung to: "My Band" by D12 My Realms Intro¦ Chorus: (So) Let me introduce, you to Fae-linn She's our Queen and I am her Cham-pi-an We're backed by heroes from a half dozen lands Here to fight for her, her honor defend Verse 1 - Owen/Champion So I'm called right, time to fight Walk up to the marshals, and I'm all like 'Sup Men, my name's Owen I'm the Champion for Lady Faelinn I fixed up my armor, got some new weapons too What's this about I got a bardic to do? I been around the block, my credentials extensive I'll take charge, command the offensive Bodies start drop'n, your defenses gonna cave My talents are wasted, if I'm up on stage So don't blame me if it sounds retarded Just sit tight while I finish my bardic (Chorus) (My realms -repeated 8x) Verse 2 - Faelinn Look at her, a fair lass, take'n on the Cult From Snakes to Xermar,it's the same result Saw her transform & and cast a raise or two Na, it was intervention, not those other two How often have you seen her do a ritual? 'cause call'n on her is ge'n habitual But DI's not the answer, or so she expresses Sharing of knowledge is what she professes Though she behaves as an adolescent youth Her experience is that of a seasoned sleuth She seems forever sixteen, what's up? Elf year conversions really mix me up. (Chorus -Repeat¦) Verse 3 - Erl King You just wanna see us gack the Erl King That we're gonna you know's a sure thing Thrash his rottlings, with flaming torches 'Cause we're-in-the Northlands, and he in the Short Bus (now) to take on Maggot, you'd best bring fire Else you might get sick, and then expire I figured out how to spell Dislekin's Doom Just gotta lock Shawn in the briefing room Learn'n to fight Wolds, is simple but You just have to smash, a mace in their gut. So our armor's intact, Gary Madden's get'n smacked Champion or not, he's gonna get whacked (Chorus) (My realms -repeated 8x) Verse 4- Oberon/Wayland So Oberon's in charge, what a crock He brought the Furies, and left me to rot I'm gonna let the Fae know that a king he's not 'n have Tybalt cut his head of without a second thought Ready to scalp a misguided man Every time, I hear, 'let's help Wayland' For using his magic, comes with just one hitch He becomes king and lands you in a ditch Twisted by revenge, his heart is cold His blades of cold iron can rend any Fae soul So I'm gather'n my Dukes, gonna retake Fae War is coming, They're gonna have to pay Rap-up I hope that you can see that this is where the climax should be But this rap don't have one, so I'll cut to the refrain Last Chorus: So let me introduce you to Fae-linn (right there) She's our Queen and I am here Cham-pi-an (still) We're Backed by heroes from a half dozen lands (let me hear ya) Here to fight for her, her honor defend. (My realms -Repeated 9x) Fade Out |
Created by Faelinn Shadowmoon (Leanne Micciche)
at 05-03-07 06:51 PM
Last Modified by Faelinn Shadowmoon (Leanne Micciche) at 04-05-08 02:28 PM
Last Modified by Faelinn Shadowmoon (Leanne Micciche) at 04-05-08 02:28 PM